writ of execution

What the hot-tempered Queen of Hearts would have needed to actually chop off the heads of any of her subjects whom she happened to be displeased at.

Since the King of Hearts quietly told all of the condemned croquet-players, "you are all of you pardoned", it seems fairly doubtful that he would actually have scribed out a writ of execution in any instance, especially if it was merely because his wife the Queen wanted it so.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

writ larging it up

1/The use of the phrase 'writ large' to pepper meetings and affect intelligence even though the user of the phrase doesn't actually know what it means and therefore doesn't use it correctly.

2/Can also be used (writ large) to describe any type of word or phrase that someone uses specifically to appear more intelligent when the use of the word or phrase is in fact used incorrectly.

Despite her law school education, which would imply she should know what the word actually means, Kim is always writ larging it up in our prison reform policy meetings.

Once again Talib Kweli catches Kanye, the "proud non-reader of books", writ larging it up as he describes himself as a genius.

by M.E.G.A. November 19, 2022

Clap a writ

To fuck someone's anus while you are trying to do your taxes on their back

Boy you better shut the fuck up before I clap a writ on you.

by Obeloskblue3 October 18, 2018

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone, usually when they break a rule/law.

You should get out of that area before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone (usually when they break a rule/law)

You'd better get out of there before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020

I write sins not tragedies

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

Written in the chips

If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.

However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.

Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 10, 2022