Spit Wristy

When a male or female excretes saliva into the palm of their hand and proceeds to vigorously masturbate a penis shaft until arrival.

"Hey Brian, did you get any action last night?"

"Hell yes! Emma wouldn't let me fuck her closed fist, but I got a spit wristy instead! Don't I look so muscular and healthy today? Yeah, spit wristys do that!"

Spit Wristy by BartoBabyGurl March 7, 2010

Chicken Wristy 

Eating chicken nuggets while you're jerking off, using the sauce that comes with the chicken to wank, dipping the chicken nuggets in at the same time.

Paddy: Why's Dylan have so much barbeque sauce?
Seamus: Oh, he just discovered the chicken wristy.

Chicken Wristy by Kiffyy November 28, 2013

Nutella wristy

Shaking ones tally whacker with Nutella

Lisa: hey man I gotta check my pants
Peter: wanna touch my junk with Nutella? (Nutella wristy)

Nutella wristy by Tonguepunchmyfartbox June 14, 2014

nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

nutella wristy by In your endo June 14, 2014

Dry wristy 

When a female masturbates your penis with no lube.

First coined by the legendary Ryan Basaraba of Van City.

"She gives good Dry Wristy's"

Dry wristy by purple mave May 21, 2010

crispy wristy 

A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.

Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.

crispy wristy by Neilbmx23 October 12, 2017

Resealable wristy 

A handjob given in a reasealable/ziplock bag with the intention of reducing the amount of mess made in the given environment. When finished the bag is then sealed and disposed of.

I gave him a Resealable wristy last night in the tent because I didn’t want to get the blankets dirty.

Resealable wristy by Smeg lord69 September 19, 2018