ol' wopty

A tall tale/alibi for infidelity. Used by Kanye West in the song "Flashing Lights."

She in the mirror dancing so sleazy
I get a call like, “Where are you Yeezy?”
And try to hit you with the ol' wopty
Until I got flashed by the paparazzi

by tojojo May 29, 2008

whoppy

The machine used to make whoppers

Bruh the whoppy machine broke, BIH FIH DAH JOINT RIGH NOW

by Whoppy Machine February 3, 2017

Woppa

A different word for a idiot , used by meny chavs.

GO AWAY YOU WOPPA !

by Mini oggo April 25, 2009

Fat wopper

A big shit

oi oi lad i gotta take a fat wopper

by kenkie October 26, 2016

Hot Wopper

The act of taking a large human shit in a dryer, and then turning the dryer on, ultimately ruining the dryer with steaming hot feces.

Bro, this house party is whack! Let’s drop a hot wopper and get the hell out of here.

by DannyGlover1 December 7, 2017

Wet Wompy

The act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse, rubbing the semen on your testicles, and prodceding to tea bag your partner.

Bob gave his mother a wet wompy last night

by Pwn-Star September 29, 2006

wippy dippy

The act of wipping it out and dipping it in. Most commonly used in a sexual refference. Also known as a quicky in northern vernacular

Kurt: Hey where did you take off to last night?
Mark: I had to give that Cougar the Wippy Dippy.

by Bobberman August 23, 2007