Woolly Mammoth 

A very blonde man who plays the trombone attracted to a very hairy man. Both men are in marching band.

Billy Bob: Jimmy D, you keep me so warm in the winter with your man hair.

Jimmy D: What else are woolly mammoths for?

Woolly Mammoth by BBTM August 27, 2009

Wooly Mammoth

A gigantic, hairy penis.

Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!

Wooly Mammoth by Frempt November 26, 2009

wooly mammoth

A very hairy animal; Devon

Corey: Wooly Mammoth!

Kevin and Evan: Hahaha

Devon: STOPPPPPPP

wooly mammoth by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 11, 2008

Woolly Mammoth 

Much older woman who likes younger guys. Usually a woman over the age of 65. Older version of a cougar.

Ted: "Did you see the way that lady is looking at me? What a cougar"

Jim: "Dude that's not a cougar, look at those saggy tits, that's a Woolly Mammoth"

Ted: "Oh well, I'd still rip her Depends off and smoke her hams"

Woolly Mammoth by Romese October 21, 2011

Woolly Mammoth 

An implied sexual term that describes the physical abuse of a penis.

a.) When a guy beats another person in the face with his cock.

That one nigga wouldnt shut up so i gave him a woolly mammoth and the beat the shit out of him wit my dick.

Woolly Mammoth by ThisNigga October 3, 2008

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

Wooly Mammoth by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

Fiery Wooly Mammoth 

Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.

The hooker I hired in Georgia enjoyed when I have her a fiery wooly mammoth.

Fiery Wooly Mammoth by Macster MacLeod May 17, 2025