Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome 

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.

person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome by coit105 May 8, 2010

wombling 

Travelling across London using a combination of the underground (aka Tube) and overground (aka Chavlink) trains. From the lyrics of the theme song of the popular 1970s-1980s childrens' TV programme: 'Underground, overground, wombling free....'

'How are we going to get from Green Park to Hackney Wick?'
'Simple - we'll go wombling. Vic line to Highbury, change there to the Chavlink.'

wombling by The Moai February 18, 2007

Wimbling Iron 

Any tool which is not a hammer (such as a large spanner), which is used as a hammer. Often deployed in inaccessible places, e.g. when working underneath a car, in the absence of a hammer. Almost the opposite of the Manchester screwdriver

The nut was so tight that it wouldn't undo, so I hit the wrench with a wimbling iron and that loosened it.

Wimbling Iron by phild January 14, 2013

Wobbling Zombie 

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.

"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"

Wobbling Zombie by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.

Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

cock wobbling cunt-guzzler by ongel-henning September 23, 2017

Cock wobbling thunderclap 

When spooning, the little spoon farts on the big spoons penis, making it vibrate

Got a right Cock wobbling thunderclap off the missus last night!

Cock wobbling thunderclap by Forgetful8 February 20, 2020

wombling 

Residing in or around a womb. A baby. Fetal tissue.

Womb – respects the rights of a woman’s body

Ling- recognizes that the baby/fetal tissue is a resident of the womb



Wombling was created in 2002 by Dan Dodge to help people talk about the issue of abortion with an “issue neutral” word. Pro-choice advocates may not want to refer to the word “baby” and Pro-life advocates may not wish to use the term “fetal tissue.”


There is nothing more embarrassing then telling a woman that you are excited about her baby, to only have her respond, “Well actually, I would prefer it if you call it fetal tissue, because I don’t intend to give birth.”

Example: Did you hear that Jenny got herself a wombling? I don’t think she plans to keep it long. OR did you hear that Maria has a wombling? She can’t wait to go shopping for clothes and toys.

wombling by DanDodge March 27, 2008