withe

a shortened combination of with and the

Eventually he wrote withe pencil

by cristinah October 5, 2023

Withe

Pronunciation:

/ˈwɪðə/ (like the beginning of "withering", preferably said with a very high pitch)

Definition:
A universal exclamation word for moments of pure joy, surprise, or when you simply can't find any other words. Originally born from secret father-daughter communication, "Withe" has evolved into a versatile expression that conveys both excitement and loving confusion.

Usage:
As a greeting between close friends/family
When something is so cute that normal words aren't enough
As a spontaneous cry of joy
When you're surprised or confused, but in a positive way

Special Features:
Must be pronounced at least 20% higher pitch than normal speech
Repetition amplifies the effect exponentially
Can also be used as a response to "Withe" (Withe ping-pong)

Synonyms:

None - Withe is unique and irreplaceable
Opposite: Normal speaking without joy
"Withe isn't just a word, it's a feeling." - Anonymous Withe Expert

"Withe withe! Did you see that?"
"I baked cookies today!" - "Withe!"
Upon seeing a puppy: "Withe withe withe!"

by Marvbuster July 12, 2025

Peter Withe

Absolute Legend in the Football Soccer World as he Scored the Winner for Aston Villa in the 1982 European Cup Final.

"Peter Withe is a Legend"

"I Wish I Was Peter WIthe"

by Jimbo Russell August 28, 2007

What's wrong with your head

When someone has some sort of head trauma albeit a gash or fresh stitches.

Brenda couldnt help but ask buddy about his head dressing. "Dude what's wrong with your head!!!"

by will bitten February 9, 2017

Words with Friends

An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble

A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends

by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Words with Friends

App used by cheaters to communicate and arrange shags behind their unsuspecting spouses; who think they are playing scrabble. The chat function is more useful than the game itself. as it allows messages to be deleted quickly leaving no evidence

Sharon, you're always playing Words with Firiends...
HMm thats what i want people to think. Dave and i use to send messages to each other without his wife suspecting anything.

Dave sends me a message using Words with Friends chat whenever he wants to meet up for a shag

by silvertongue99 September 12, 2016

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

by samsung0804 July 27, 2019