Marvbuster's definitions

Withe

Pronunciation:

/ˈwɪðə/ (like the beginning of "withering", preferably said with a very high pitch)

Definition:
A universal exclamation word for moments of pure joy, surprise, or when you simply can't find any other words. Originally born from secret father-daughter communication, "Withe" has evolved into a versatile expression that conveys both excitement and loving confusion.

Usage:
As a greeting between close friends/family
When something is so cute that normal words aren't enough
As a spontaneous cry of joy
When you're surprised or confused, but in a positive way

Special Features:
Must be pronounced at least 20% higher pitch than normal speech
Repetition amplifies the effect exponentially
Can also be used as a response to "Withe" (Withe ping-pong)

Synonyms:

None - Withe is unique and irreplaceable
Opposite: Normal speaking without joy
"Withe isn't just a word, it's a feeling." - Anonymous Withe Expert

"Withe withe! Did you see that?"
"I baked cookies today!" - "Withe!"
Upon seeing a puppy: "Withe withe withe!"

by Marvbuster July 12, 2025