Wisconsin Cheese Touch

To stick your finger in a girls pussy

I gave my significant other a Wisconsin cheese touch

by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019

Wisconsinites

First off all Wisconsinites are extremely proud of being Wisconsinites. We are Packer loving people who drink beer, eat brats and cheese curds, have bonfires every night in the summer while launching fireworks. Wisconsinites are also shoveling and snow blowing gods. We say the word bag differently then the rest of the world and we would never call soda pop and if you call soda pop in Wisconsin you will be corrected. To us if the temperature is above 20 degrees it is warm outside. Wisconsinites are hardcore hunters. Wisconsin is probably one of the only states that when hunting season comes, a good 20 percent of the kids in school are gone for a few days due to hunting season. Wisconsin is the closest you can get to Canada without going to Canada because everyone here is nice and half the state is Forest. the other half is farmland and cows. We love our cows and our dairy here. after all it is the dairy state.

Jeez those guys are outside shirtless drinking beer in -20 degree weather! eh must be Wisconsinites.

by Artgeek02 May 10, 2018

Wisconsin Welcome Mat

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"

Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.

No waaaaaay!!!

Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.

by Bolt Speeeeedman November 23, 2010

Wisconsin Wash Cloth

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019

wisconsin cheese spring

when you've beaten your meat last night and haven't taken a shower. The next morning you wake up and have a erection (spring) your dick becomes crusty like dry wisconsin cheese.

dude I had wisconsin cheese spring last night.

by Billy The Fridge October 18, 2018

Wisconsin Small

A shirt so big it can be used as a car cover.

"What size parachute would you like?"

"Do they come in Wisconsin Smalls?"

by Mike_Sucked_Braden's_Cock_lol_ October 24, 2018

Wisconsin warlock

A demonic spirit, only found in the elevators at the now closed Gowanda State Prison, in Gowanda, NY

The Wisconsin warlock roams these halls.

by FGG122121 July 15, 2022