john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

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mark wilkes

1)A popular teen commonly known for his ginger hair and appearance on the Tv Show; An Unsuitable Job for a Women.

2) A name called at ginger people

hey look it's mark wilkes. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkes

by markko June 26, 2006

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john wilkes boof

When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer

Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....

by Pfunk July 12, 2017

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Brandon wilko

Someone who has noodle hair is incredibly short and annoying and has an extra chromosome

That new guy is such a Brandon wilko look at him

by Mr fang April 21, 2021

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pullin’ a Wilkes

Usually used to describe overindulgent communications (i.e. texting) and unintentionally friend-zoning yourself. This is done by focusing on obsolete topics and leaving nothing to the imagination. This phrase was named after a novelist who resides just west of the Hudson..

He wouldn’t stop texting me essays about nonsense, he’s pullin’ a Wilkes..

by The Meighflower December 5, 2018

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