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wifie

act of seeing a hot girl and telling your friends that is future wifie right there
yo that girl she dont know it yet but that is wifie right there damn
by brent griffin August 28, 2007
mugGet the wifiemug.

wifi

wifi is love wifi is life
by kkkkanyewest January 17, 2017
mugGet the wifimug.

wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.
(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."
by Dubiks November 17, 2018
mugGet the wifimug.

wifi-by

The act of temporarily using an available wifi signal whilst in the process of driving or being passenger in a car.
guy 1:"So how did you find the circus so fast, I thought you were lost?"

guy 2:"I was lost, thankfully I found a Starbuck's and performed a wifi-by on my Dash and got some proper directions."
by spacemigrant March 28, 2009
mugGet the wifi-bymug.

wify

The state of hyphy-like fun experienced with wine and the internet (WIF=Wine Internet Fun).
Instead of going out to a bar, Dave decided to stay at home and get wify.
by dmhoro March 7, 2009
mugGet the wifymug.

WiFi

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!
by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018
mugGet the WiFimug.

wifi

another word for: blow job, head, sucking on the dick
ex: damn! that bitch gave good wifi
by Billy Peterson May 6, 2008
mugGet the wifimug.

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