Whooped

Whooped; to be straight busted looking, an appearance of homelessness, or lacking hygiene or any care for one's appearance or self respect.

"Damn, did you see what Ethan was wearing this morning?"

"Yeah, and he looks like shit from not sleeping at all,"

"Yeah, Ethans whooped as fuck man!"

by AMEL933 February 22, 2021

Whooped

A term that describes men who were turned into their wife's submissive boy toys.

Guy 1: Isn't that Larry with Susan?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think she whooped him into shape!

by Chuli-P January 13, 2024

Whooped

- (adj.) - Slang. Describing a person or situation that is severely burnt out, excessively messed up, or outrageously ridiculous in a negative manner. Often used to convey a sense of exhaustion, decay, or extreme disarray. Originated in Kern County.

Her actions at the party were so whooped; she trashed the place and started a huge argument for no reason.

"After days of partying without rest, he looked completely whooped."

by M1nxH@cker777 July 24, 2024

whooped off

slang term for male masterbation. Beating off

I whooped off last night. I whooped off in your dads underwear

by dws65 November 26, 2007

ass whooped

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.

Ted got his ass whooped by Tony.

by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015

dick-whooped

The word "dick-whooped" means that the female has been totally enraptured and is in complete awe of her male counterpart. He, basically, has laid the dick to her so damn good that she is ready for him, any time he wants to have sex in the future. That is being "dick-whooped"! It also means that he has made her climax 100+ times in every sex encounter they had from day one!

It is a big honor to be labeled "dick-whooped" because all the other females wish it was them that particular male was having sex with! They are jealous of her while she looks at them with pity because she has nothing to be jealous of. She then humbles herself to her male counterpart ("her Poppy") as he continues his "dick-whooping" dates with her!

***See the female counterpart in the definition for pussy-whooped!

"Stephen has dick-whooped me and can anytime he wants too!"

by cheLLe1963 September 6, 2020

squalli-whooped

To get severely beaten by a person or persons resulting in medical complications and causing physical, emotional & mental trauma.

Damn that nigga Jason got squalli-whooped by Ryan in the stock room yesterday he in the hospital like a muh fukkah aha aha aha!

by Cam from da windy city March 12, 2008