Black Friday

The once a year event where you go to Walmart or Best Buy to get a new TV while you avoid being trampled by 100 morons. So it's basically the bloodbath from the Hunger Games or the Shopping Purge.

Darren: KYLE WAKE UP, IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!
Kyle: Darren... Why do you want me to sacrifice my life just to get a printer?

by Chuli-P April 22, 2023

The Bagel Effect

What happens when someone throws a bagel at a random guy, causing the other person to become that person's arch nemesis. A good example of this is when Miles Morales thew a Bagel at Johnathan Oone, causing Johnathan to develop an intense hatred towards Miles, after that (and a collider incident) Johnathan became The Spot, who claims to be Miles's nemesis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna throw this bagel at someone!
Guy 2: No! You'll cause The Bagel Effect!
Guy 1: *Throws bagel at Guy 3*
(A year later)
Guy 1: *Minding his business*
Guy 3: Remember me? I am your worst enemy.
Guy 1: WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

by Chuli-P June 19, 2023

Mawg

A fictional species of animal that is half man and half dog. A notable example of a Mawg is Barfolomew, also known as Barf.

"I’m a mawg, half man half dog! I’m my own best friend."
-Barf, Spaceballs.

by Chuli-P February 12, 2024

Whooped

A term that describes men who were turned into their wife's submissive boy toys.

Guy 1: Isn't that Larry with Susan?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think she whooped him into shape!

by Chuli-P January 13, 2024

Love Quest

1) Someone's desperate search for a romantic or sexual relation with a significant other.
2) Something Chris Chan will never finish

Guy 1: Dude, why are you so happy?
Guy 2: MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!

by Chuli-P April 22, 2024

The Villain Edit

When reality shows edit someone to look like the "bad guy" to spice things up.

"Richie, why were you such an asshole in live TV?"
"Bro, they gave me The Villain Edit for no reason!"

by Chuli-P August 15, 2024

Miami

A popular city in Florida near the beach, and its inhabitants include masked schizo mom-loving murderers, some simp vigilantes and even the Russian mafia. (Yes, this is a Hotline Miami reference)

Yo, wanna go to Miami?
Hell nah! Do you think I want to get jumped by the Russians?!

by Chuli-P November 15, 2023