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Carl Wheezer

God's most powerful being
"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"
by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022
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Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.
Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?
by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023
mugGet the Carl Wheezermug.

fuck wheezer

An obnoxious fuck of a person who wheezes in quiet places, such as a library or a morgue
The fuck wheezer is back and is interrupting my studies
by Laurence Fuddlebottom April 15, 2013
mugGet the fuck wheezermug.

chuck a brown wheezer

to fart; to be flatulent; to contribute to the low-atmostpheric supply of methane and, to lesser extents, hydrogen by expelling said gases through one's anus (usually in mixed company)
My grandma used to chuck a brown wheezer every time she got really nervous.
by Matt Turner October 1, 2006
mugGet the chuck a brown wheezermug.

greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.
Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.
by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010
mugGet the greasing wheezermug.

Wheezer

In this instance referring to online and over the phone retail sales.

A Wheezer is a customer who attempts to get the absolute lowest price on an item they desire by going back and forth between two or more retail companies, Using the previous company’s quoted price as leverage on the next company until eventually neither company will go any lower in price.

They are informally known as a Wheezer among the retail worker community due to the excessive effort they put into being a cheapskate.

It’s also an indirect reference to the stereotypical personality type of a Wheezer Which is often perceived as an obese, Low income, Caucasian couple, With various health issues, A sedentary lifestyle, And breathing issues caused by being overweight.
P2: Hey John, You have a customer asking for you on line 4, Says his name is Mike J.

P1: Dammit, It’s that damn Wheezer trying to knock the bottom out of our prices, Tell him to fuck off.

*Black-List his caller ID*
by ReactorCoreMemedown December 1, 2018
mugGet the Wheezermug.

Cheezer Wheezer

Man in jail says to celly order me some Cheezer Wheezers on commissary Nigga.
by KLMAIR June 10, 2025
mugGet the Cheezer Wheezermug.

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