Weinerslave

An individual that is a slave to a weiner (or schlong/shlort). the opposite of pussywhipped.

Frank: hey man you wanna hang out with jenny tonight?

Jim: nah bro i heard she turned into a weinerslave. jofestus is her wiener tyrant.

by studcockbukkakesensei May 25, 2013

wish weiners

A weiner that is either made with Soy-based products or Tofu.

EEEW! I hope Pam is not serving wish weiners for the cook out this weekend!

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

weiners

An Italian male with Jewish characteristics. Has a high pitched nasally voice that when making threats can never be taken seriously by anyone, they will only result in laughter. Constantly complaining about how bad life is and how the whores they date keep fucking everybody behind his back. Will constantly pester you to buy his shitty vitamin products and "join the team". A Weiners might be seen in a record store buying "the classics", wearing a beanie cap which resembles a Yamaka, hence the Jewish characteristics. A Weiners looks at the world with an outlook similar to an 80 year old Jewish grandmother's. The best way to defeat a Weiners is through unidentifiable text messages. Please do not get a Weiners to do anything bad, especially coke, because he'll think your the devil. When placed in a crew a Weiners has a role similar to 'Screech' in Saved By The Bell

"Everybody's always messing with me."

" That's because you pulled a Weiners"

by Big Travis October 2, 2006

Weinerstein

Having a penis, with no testicles, but instead for some strange reason, there’s a vagina. Made popular by #metoo founder, disgraced Hollywood mega producer/serial rapist, Harvey Weinstein. (And he smells like shit.)

When he pulled down his pants he had, wait for it....a disgusting Weinerstein!

by Mr. Guy Poulin February 7, 2020

Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.

*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.

by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011

todd weiler

A senator for Utah who believes the tooth fairy actually built Niagra Falls.

Man, Todd Weiler sure is a fucking nut job who doesn't understand anything.

by Bryan484 September 13, 2017

kirk weiler

a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.

little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.

kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life

by ChesterChicken December 9, 2021