weed wacking

Action that is requested by one's marital partner, or close friend, to carry out; this action is revolting because it involves the visual exposure, and handling, of one's extremely hairy bodily parts; this action is usually performed to relieve one's self of heat exhaustion from having a tremendous amount of hair.

In order to be able to fit into his tuxedo, libraty had invited his wife to a morning of weed wacking his back.

by The Angry Azian May 22, 2009

Weed Wacking

Crushing a blunt with a giant ass hammer. Then taking a credit card and forming the weed into a giant super blunt. Then lighting it up and taking a hit through a straw.

Hey dude I got myself a blunt today, let's do some Weed Wacking!

by DickKickem101 April 27, 2017

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024

Weedwacking

When you get high on marijuana and proceed to masturbate.

God Greg is so lonely he just sits at home weedwacking everyday.

by ThiccDicc69 December 11, 2018

Weedwhacking

The act of masturbating whilst blazing it. Also commonly known as 'disappointing your mother.'

Boyfriend: I've got to go do something, brb
Girlfriend: Ooh, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Uhh... Weedwhacking.

by the Crusty Crab May 29, 2015

Weedwacking

Smoking a bowl or a joint/blunt wilst simultaneously beating the shit out of your cock.

Man when I get home from this family reunion the first thing imma catch up on is some weedwacking.

by Iceman May 27, 2018

Weedwhacking

Another term for male masturbation.

I walked in on you weedwhacking last night!

by TAFYT September 23, 2017