Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass
by mitch00uk March 31, 2015
Get the wanking face mug.BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.
Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!
by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2005
Get the wanking with dinosaurs mug."Warping" or "Warp" is a drinking game based on the song "Warp 1.9". During the song there are three instances where the singer says "One, Two, Woot! Woot!". Immediately after the singer says this phrase, everybody starts to drink their respective drinks. The goal is to finish your drink first. However, once one person puts their drink down, everyone must put their drink down. Thus, everyone is limited by the slowest drinker.
There is a short space between the first and second "woot"s and a longer space between the second and third. The game should ideally be played with two or more beers. The game was invented in a parking lot in Keene, NH in December of 2009.
There is a short space between the first and second "woot"s and a longer space between the second and third. The game should ideally be played with two or more beers. The game was invented in a parking lot in Keene, NH in December of 2009.
Parents: "Jimmy, where were you last night?"
Jimmy: "I was warping, and I couldn't drive afterwards"
Kid: "Hey guys, want to warp"
Other Kid: "Hell yeah! Lets steal some of my dad's beer"
In Canada, where drinking games are illegal, one can be arrested for warping.
Jimmy: "I was warping, and I couldn't drive afterwards"
Kid: "Hey guys, want to warp"
Other Kid: "Hell yeah! Lets steal some of my dad's beer"
In Canada, where drinking games are illegal, one can be arrested for warping.
by Nicoslavia January 5, 2010
Get the Warping mug.A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.
"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"
"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"
"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"
"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"
"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"
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Get the wanking spanners mug.The state in which one is so drunk that they have to close one eye in order to see straight, therefore resembling the artist Fetty Wap.
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