wanklet

A blanket used for wanking , masturbating

Caught my brother watching the new entourage Movie wearing his wanklet.

Don't touch Jesse's wanklet you may get pregnant

by vandesauce August 31, 2016

Wanket

When you have a wank under a blanket while your mate is the the same bed doing the same thing.

Hughbert and Lachlan had a wanket whilst camping

by TheWho2 June 2, 2022

wanklette

Something like a pearl necklace, but in this case the cum is sprayed around the lady's ankle.

'Marjorie! Your wanklette is dripping all over the lino.'

by slimboyfat January 20, 2009

wanklette

A wanklette is a small annoying version of a wanker. Not actually big enough or annoying enough to be a full version wanker, wanklette is the next best insult.

That annoying welsh fellow in that Irish bar is such a wanklette.

by william king March 27, 2008

wanklette

The femimine version of the term 'wanker' as applied to an annoying intellectually challenged female who persists in repeating what has already been defined.

' She is such a wanklette she doesn't give up easily'.

by Momo8 October 3, 2008

Wankette

A fake Guidette, not one of 100% Italian. Can be of any race that tries to be a Guidette but usually it's asians who dress up and try to look like Guidettes. A poser.

That Wankette aint fooling anyone.

by Jeaness Giavano; The Poser December 12, 2008

Wanket

When you cum on your blanket

"Why is this so sticky?" "You mean the wanket?"

by RorySowersby April 5, 2017