Wagon is loud. Wagon is bouncy. Wagon is Wagon. Don’t make Wagon mad. Wagon is not nice when Wagon is mad. That being said, stay away from mad Wagon. Mad Wagon will roll over your hopes and dreams and mental stability. And your carrot pencil case.
Person 1: What happened to Wagon?
Person 2: I dunno, but she’s tearing that kid’s carrot pencil case apart. Poor kid.
Person 2: I dunno, but she’s tearing that kid’s carrot pencil case apart. Poor kid.
by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo March 24, 2019
Get the Wagonmug. 
A colloquialism generally referring to an alcohol abuser's sobering up time. Can also be used as a general reference to refraining from any bad habit, i.e. diet or drug usage. Closely related to fell off the wagon.
1. "Hey Bill, you wanna do whiskey shots tonight?" "Sorry Bob, I'm on the wagon."
2. "Hey Jim, you sticking to that Atkins diet thing?" "Yup, I'm still on the wagon."
2. "Hey Jim, you sticking to that Atkins diet thing?" "Yup, I'm still on the wagon."
by Drinkin' again January 19, 2005
Get the on the wagonmug. refers to an ass, butt, booty, etc. Typically used when referring to a particularly big booty, but can be used for all shapes and sizes. called “the wagon” because it follows behind you.
guy 1: damn you see rashida’s pics from the party last nigh? she thick asf
guy 2: yeah she got the wagon fr. she could get it.
guy 2: yeah she got the wagon fr. she could get it.
by xXxiMSoFuxkinqqqHighMenxXx June 5, 2018
Get the the wagonmug. by gp April 21, 2005
Get the wagonmug. by saunderrs143 October 21, 2006
Get the wagonmug. by misterblah August 7, 2011
Get the on the wagonmug.