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Waco Texas Massacre 

(1) (this is the basics of what happened, there are many more details I won't include...because I don't have time to sit on my computer all day...sorry, also, I live in Waco so I and my family were very close to this story, though I was very young when it actually happened)
A 53 day standoff that happened near Waco, Texas, involving doomsday cultists (Branch Davidians) led by David Koresh, and government agents. The Branch Davidians were alleged to have abused children, stockpiled weapons, and practiced polygamy at their compound at Mount Carmel, a rural area a few miles away from the city of Waco. These concerns increased to the point that the local paper, The Waco Tribune-Herald, backed by the community, began to pressure the authorities to take action against the Davidians. This is when the FBI and the BATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms) decided to raid the compound. The Branch Davidians barricaded themselves inside a large building on the compound (after 4 agents and 5 Davidians were shot and killed), they were in there for 50 days, while the agents tried to negotiate with Koresh to release the children and other innocent people in the building. The building they were in caught fire on day 51, April 19, killing 76 Davidians (27 of them children) including Koresh. Most of them didn't even try to flee the building. No one knows for sure if the fire was set by the agents or the Davidians, and there is evidence supporting both sides.
While it is sad that this happened, it is not comparable to atrocities such as Tienemen square, because the government agents were going after *armed criminals*, NOT peaceful, unarmed protestors. While innocent people were involved, they were not the targets of the raid. They were the people the agents were there to try and save. While they were unsuccessful and made many mistakes, even lieing about some of their mistakes, it is misleading to label their actions as malicious.

(2) The only thing my hometown is known for. Well that and Dr Pepper...
(1) The Waco Texas Massacre occured in 1993, lasted for almost 2 months and resulted in nearly 100 deaths.

(2) Waiter: So where you from?
Me: Waco...
Waiter: oohhhhh...Branch davidians....
Me: yep...
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Waco Barbeque 

A specific type of 3 way, where a cult leader gets spit roasted by an FBI Negotiator and an ATF Agent, both of whom are vaping thicc clouds of "non-flammable" smoke.
Did you hear about David? He made his own cult and finally got a Waco Barbeque last Tuesday!
Waco Barbeque by WacoBBQ September 3, 2021

Waco Bull Shit 

1. nonsense

2. purposefully decietful, two-faced, and hypocritical

3. someone who is insincere or who acts one way in certain situations and then in a contrary manner in others

4. a malicious trickster; a fake person, especially one who deceives for personal profit

5. Giving your word to be somewhere and then moving or progressing slowly; sluggish.

6. Chronic states of mental degredation

7. Anything - literally any, situation, relationship, business, social exchange, or loss, that happens at one of the following locations:
a. Delta Inn g. Town House Motel m. New Road Inn
b. Kingsway Inn h. Budget Inn n. American Inn
c. Classic Inn i. Lonestar Motel o. Americas Best Value Inn
d. Royal Inn j. Uptown Motel p. Astro Motel

e. C&E Motel k. any motel 6 in the Greater Waco Area q. Days Inn (south Waco only)
f. Viking Inn l. Sandman
Willy was supposed to come right back, i gave him money for my drugs, because he know "the plug" personally and can get the hook up. But that was two days ago. I think Willy is on that WACO BULL SHIT.
Waco Bull Shit by NikiBee October 24, 2022

Waco Wake-up Call 

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.
Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.
Waco Wake-up Call by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

Waco Justice 

An 'accidental fire' set by authorities (resulting in the death of the accused) to derail an independent investigation which would portray said authorities in a negative light. e.g. "Chris Dorner Dead:Police Heard Saying ‘Burn It Down’ Just Before Cabin Catches On Fire" - NJ(dot)com (actual headline)
Dorner's demise was a clear case of Waco Justice.
Waco Justice by Jon Eblok February 13, 2013

Waco Surfing

When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.
"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"
Waco Surfing by Shair October 3, 2022

waco standoff 

A term which describes a situation usually encountered in FPS games where 1 or more players on each team have snipers and are camping. This leads to everyone but them dying and screaming at their monitors for one of them to make a move and finish the round.
John: Shit! Mike and David both have snipers and won't move.
Ryan: Looks like we got a Waco standoff, I'm going to the store.
waco standoff by Savvz January 2, 2009