WWJD

"What Would Jason Do?" Refers to the fictional character Jason Bourne of the Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, as portrayed by Matt Damon, who is repeatedly capable to resolve situations at gunpoint from multiple assaulters, in the most bad ass way possible: by disarming them, kicking their sorry asses, and escaping without getting caught, injured, or killed. What one asks when seeing an intense action scene in a movie, or even when oneself is put in an intense situation.
- Not to be confused with a similar phrase about another fictional character: What Would Jesus Do, in which one asks oneself how to be a self-righteous asshole in everyday life.

(In a scene where the protagonist is held up by ten people with assault rifles pointed at his head)
WWJD? Beat the fucking shit out of them, disarm them, and get the fuck out of there, that's what! Just like in The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum!

WWJD by Jeezlebauckle April 11, 2010

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Women wear jeweled dicks. Often done by lesbian hoes to get each other off. The jewel is said to bring magical qualities to the experience.

Susie: Hey Mollie, put on that jeweled dick and ram me good and hard!

Mollie: Okay hun, here goes!

Susie: Ohhhhhh...... (orgasmic pleasure abounds)

wwjd by jam masta July 8, 2004

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We Want Jelly Donuts!

"WWJD? What Would Jesus Do?"

"No! We Want Jelly Donuts!"

WWJD by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009

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an abreviation for the often pondered question 'What would jeppeto do?'.

I didn't know how to start my paper so i thought 'WWJD?' and you know what? i ended up getting an 'A'!
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A: I often times wonder if my life was one that jeppeto would lead.
B: Dude, me too, i'm always thinking wwjd?
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WWJD by xSTFUxmeowxrawrx March 18, 2008

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What's wrong jailing detainees

The Secretary of Homeland Security gave the president a nicely engraved diamond WWJD bracelet as a subtle way or reminding him of the current situation on the border, and how the private prisons were able to charge more per day than he does for a 750 dollar suite at his Washington DC hotel.

WWJD by mlhiss June 26, 2019

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For use when yo get tired of people saying "What Would Jesus Do?" and when they say WWJD, you say....
Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?

"Hey don't throw that away, come on, WWJD?"
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD

WWJD by Angelwillis November 11, 2010

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