WiFi hobo

A term to describe people who spend their day traveling from free WiFi spot to free WiFi spot . These people usually have no internet access at home.

Girl: See that guy and his netbook? I saw him at Mcdonald's AND Wendy's today. And the coffee shop yesterday.

Guy: He must be a WiFi hobo.

by Shelltown July 10, 2010

Wifi Terrorist

An individual who abuses the free Wifi bandwidth in public areas, therefore ruining connection for everyone else.

Tom: "Look at him."
Jerry: "Who?"
Tom: "The person at the table next to us. He is listening to Pandora, watching a Youtube video, and playing WOW. I can't even check my Facebook."
Jerry: "What a Wifi Terrorist!!"

by Drewbinskey June 21, 2011

WiFi Jungle

An area that has a large quantity of WiFi networks, making it impossible to find the right network to connect to.

Person One: Hey, do you want to use my WiFi hot spot?
Person Two: Sure, let me find it. I can't find it, there are 50 other networks that are coming up.
Person One: Welcome to the WiFi Jungle.

by RMatW January 27, 2013

wifin'

(vb.) Action of intimacy strictly forbidden in most clubs, under penalty of a twenty dollar fee.

Kermit got caught wifin' in da club, so he had to pay Mr. Browz $20.

by designated deriver March 3, 2011

Wifisexual

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

by J4keSully January 5, 2013

WiFitard

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.

As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

wifi squatter

A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.

1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.

2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.

by Jessica D. November 10, 2008