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A word that describes that feeling that every man gets when he happens to be within close range of a lady and you know that a ketchup jerk just wont do, regardless of who, or how, you pull! It is, in a way, the Horney Demon that lies, dorment, in all men, waiting to pounce at any unexpected moment. It is almost instinct, we all have a bit of Ward in us, deep down, even if we dont show it!
Matt: Im fellin a bit of Ward in me at the moment! That bird looks like an amazin knob gobbler!

Chris: What bird?

Matt: That one on the bus, Maan!

Chris: Naahhh Mate, shes a blatent kittylicker!
Ward by Chris, Matt July 20, 2008
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Deriving from the word, SquidWard, a ward is someone who is very soft and a little weird. They tend to always be injured and have something minor going on.
I strained my miniscus and bruised my femur, but I cannot help it because I am a ward.
ward by Yurdski October 3, 2019
Ward is an tilt item that can make vision and tilt. U only use the ward when you neeed help. Ward 2017
YOUR A WARD
Ward by Real21guy January 11, 2017
Someone how is taking care of somebody,by a hospital.
Where is the ward room.I need to see my son.
Ward by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017
Short for Squidward. Refers to a squiddy teenager. Usually, someone who is rather cringe and very white.
Bot: Yo, look at the socks on that ward.

Tez: What is that ward doing in my room, get him out of here he smells like squid!
Ward by WardJr February 28, 2019
someone who is an extreme squid; comes from the character SquidWARD. This person often acts really soft and gets injured easily.
Sorry I strained my meniscus, im just a ward and cant help it.
Ward by ward nold October 2, 2019