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Vladimir Putin

A Limp Dicked asshole bent on the destruction of neighboring Countries, and if anyone disagrees with him he says "It's for Denazifying"
Fuck Vladimir Putin, that Fascist Prick.
by FatManLurks March 27, 2022
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Vlasic Penis

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.
Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?
by Poyfect September 1, 2018
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Dirty Vladimir

When one guy has a sexual inter corse with two smoking hot females while drinking a gallon of White Russian and using borsch for lubrication.
Girls are you willing to be a little risky tonight and try a Dirty Vladimir?
by Vladimir Siriia April 18, 2020
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vlading

Verb

Being excessively loud and obnoxious annoying while making noise (usually for a long period of time or in short bursts)
"Fucking hell, Jordan is vlading again "
by G_WTF May 23, 2016
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Vladimir Fuckoff

Rude, toxic or griefing Russians in chat who only talk in Cyrillic and try to be as obnoxious as possible.
Especially common in FPS games, where they spam voice chat to annoy people.
When the game is team based and you're in a team with only Russians, they tend to kick you out of the team as a means of griefing.
Their behavior is also seen in comments on YouTube or other toxic platforms, where they only type comments in Cyrillic.
They often have their name also in Cyrillic so others can't type or pronounce their name to address a reply to them.
Vladimir Fuckoff: *spams incomprehensible rabble in voice chat continuously*
Annoyed player: "Vladimir Fuckoff, would you please shut up?"
Vladimir Fuckoff: "Suka"
by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020
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vlakia/vlakies

vlakia~ (pronounced vláh-kee-ya) vlakia/vlakies is a greek word that translates to any and all of these terms: ~shenanigans, ridiculousness, stupidity, nonsense, idiocy, foolishness, tomfoolery, silliness, goofiness~
but it really can be used for the most random things. it can be put anywhere in a sentence- used as a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, anything you want. and you can even call or refer to someone as a vlakia.

vlakia is used for a singular object, person, place, etc.. but vlakies is for anything plural. there really is no difference between them and the best part is you can really use it in any scenario.
vlakia/vlakies is anything ridiculous or a shenanigan

“Did you see Maria flirting with all those boys?”

“Yeah ew I know she’s a vlakia”

“I can’t believe there’s no air condition in this place”

“Yeah it’s such a vlakia”

*Car stops abruptly in front of you*
“WHAT THE VLAKIA WAS THAT!”

“Do you like any of these toys?”
“No they’re all vlakies!”

*Stubs toe*
“Ugh vlakia”

*You miss a foul shot*
(mumbles under breath): “vlakies.”

“Oh I miss that vlakia Nick he’s so funny”

*Stomach hurts*
What is this vlakia.”

*Watches Hanna B on bachelorette for two seconds*
“EW hanna! Jed is such a vlakia what the heck. Tyler isn’t a vlakia at all so pick him you vlakia!”

“UGH! This vlakia phone keeps bugging. I need a new one”
by vlakies August 24, 2019
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vladiator

Predominantly a huge black man with the name Vladimir who has a massive cock and rails out mad hoes. These hoes usually include people with names from Aladdin and think they are all that. The hoes also enjoy kick line dancing. All in all, Vladiators yell out "are you not entertained?" After they finish on the hoes faces. Don't get mad get Vlad
Ho 1: omg Becky I was dominated by the vladiator last night

Ho 2: yes and no. Myah
by JimmineyCrixkety February 4, 2014
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