Veterinarian

A trained medical doctor who doesn't have to put up with humans.

I don't want to put up with people's bullshit so I became a veterinarian.

by Nairbons December 4, 2014

Vateli

Vateli is a beautiful girl who will always stand up for what's right. She is such a beautiful girl that everyone wants to hang out with. All the boys fall at her feet because she is just drop dead gorgeous. She is kind hearted and has such a gorgeous soul. Vateli is a girl with an amazing body, curvy in every way possible. She is so sporty and so athletic that it's almost too good to be true. It's like God sent down one of his best, most perfect angels and everyone who meets her is blessed.

"Vateli..."
"Yes?"
'Thank you."
"For what?"
"For everything, thank you for being here, thank you for blessing my eyes, thank you for being you."

"Who's that girl"
"That's Vateli"
"She's absolutely, drop dead gorgeous"
"Mate I know right"
"How does someone that perfect actually exist?"
"Mate I don't know"

by Davo123 July 29, 2019

Venelin

A person that normally sounds like a character from the minions but also very funny and nice

Minion: ello baboy

Venelin:ello abbot I think I’m a minion

Minion: of course your one of us now cousin

by Rarrrr October 11, 2020

dinosaur veterinarian

a computer repair technician who is asked to fix or restore an old computer. The act of even requesting such a task is treated as an insult to the technician and labels you as cheap and or stupid.

vet- the reason you cant burn dvds is because you dont have a dvd burner... or nearly enough power to even play one... or download a movie... or surf the web. And the reason it wont turn on is that its ashamed to face a world that has left it so far behind.

cheap customer- how much to put that stuff on and fix it?

vet- buy a new computer im not a dinosaur veterinarian.

by darkbob August 29, 2010

veterinarians dilema

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive shit in the cat box. Hilarity ensues as she gathers a stool sample and rushes the poor little sick kitty off to the vet.

by talboo July 31, 2003

Vethlie

A funny amazing crackhead that is able to bring anyone’s mood up. When you are feeling sad or down if there’s a Vethlie in your life go to them because I guantee you they will make you feel better. She’s pretty and has a great personality too! She’s someone very reliable and you can always count on her to have your back.

Person 1: who is that?

Person 2: that’s Vethlie! You should make friends with her she’s really friendly and nice

by thatunnie March 13, 2019

Veterinary Prostate Exam

When one penetrates their woman from behind (doggy style), one slips a cheeky finger into the anus. This results in involuntary bliss. One might call this a veterinary prostate exam.

I gave your mum a veterinary prostate exam!

by Animal Doctor: Who? September 19, 2020