black velveteen

Ugly ass hoe.

That black velveteen sure is an ugly ass hoe.

by R1c0 Su4V3 January 19, 2004

velvetteen

It is native version of a velvette it has huge red horns, a wagging tail, a big but and a huge face.
A velvetteen is normally found dwelling in rusty old caves under the sea, there main food is human hearts that they rip out of unserspecting prey with there sharp claws

Bert: wait is that a velvetteen
Cherry: yeah I think it is. Run!!!!!!

by 123456789jedi dingus12345689 February 13, 2021

VelvetVeronica

An iconic Robloxian rapper, making catchy and lyrically innovative music.

Have you heard of VelvetVeronica? She's the one that made that iconic song 'KAM'.

by VelvetVeronica May 10, 2021

velveteen blumpkin

A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.

see also: crumpkin

also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie

As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.

by stogie66 October 23, 2009

Velveteen Dream

A Velveteen Dream is where an adult has sexual thoughts or fantasies about minors

Dirty fucker was hanging around the playground looking at the kids, probably having a velveteen dream

by SlangForThePeople August 20, 2020

Velveteen

The best pet you could ever have, always loving, friendly and listens to you when you need him/her. Usually a bunny, or cat, dogs almost always hate Velveteen's (otherwise known as Vel's), and will try to eat and kill them. Having a Vel is often hard while also having a dog, for that dog will try to eat it, but if you manage to protect your Vel you will have the perfect relationship, and a very, very loving, wonderful pet.

"I will protect my Velveteen from my dog named Chaster, at all costs so that I can have an intimate relationship with him forever."

by Jhin, The Virtuoso March 21, 2018

Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

by overmonk September 10, 2011