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Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

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short for Androgenous Hipster - those folks with overworked hair, super skinny jeans, and all the latest accessories from American Apparel.

I'd shop at American Apparel but I hate all that andro-hipster crap.

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