Viggo Mortensen

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.

OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..

by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005

vegomelete

A terrible smelling vagina. the word itself is an amalgamation of the words vegetable & omelete.

pronounced (vuh-jom-lit).

dude i wouldn't touch that vegomelete with a 10 foot pole

by neb sicnarf September 29, 2008

veggie rap

when a rap or freestyle has little substance

yo, jimmy's always rapping about girls and cars. straight up veggie raps.

by es. jay. dubs. July 6, 2010

Viggo'd

To be subject to unexpected male nudity. Coined after Viggo Mortensen's nude scene in Eastern Promises.

I was watching the new Joaquin Phoenix bio-pic and got hard Viggo'd five minutes in.

by siris4444 December 28, 2010

veggler

A term used by experienced hikers to describe a vegetarian hot dog. Oftentimes, vegglers are frozen and therefore covered in shards of ice. This only makes the meal more enjoyable and authentic.

Mmm... that icy veggler sure hit the spot. It was so good, there was ice dripping off the sides.

by icy_veggler December 21, 2019

Bed Veggie

Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".

Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!

Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.

by JosesRoo December 28, 2011

Drooling Veggie

The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)

Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah

by LeBadAtEnglish June 3, 2015