Valet

1. One who attends to the needs of a "gentleman". 2. A sophisticated, nicely paid "go-for" (gopher). 3. One who parks vehicles for those who can afford to pay the high price for such a service.

Will you please valet my Bently. Please park it in a highly visible location. The more visible, the more your tip will be.

by J.L. Calloway May 22, 2008

tipping the valet

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.

John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.

by rfaithlv July 2, 2006

dick valet

a friend wants to tap that ass, you drop them off at the person's house. you're transporting what they need to them. dick valet.

After the bar last night, I asked my dick valet to drop me off at Joe's house.

by ldygz November 10, 2011

forced valet

When a restaurant with plenty of parking puts orange cones in all the parking spots and forces you to use their valet services. The customer has to wait an hour in the cold, rain, or heat for the valet to get their car which is parked less than 5 feet away from the door in an otherwise empty lot. The car is returned with the seat, radio and air settings all screwed up. The customer has the privilege for paying and/or tipping for this "service".

Usually offered by pretentious restaurants with large parking lots who care more about their image than the convenience of their customers.

You: Let's go to that new restaurant that just opened up!
Her: No- they have forced valet. Screw them!

by Houstonchick January 16, 2011

Vayle

A gorgeous girl who loves to laugh and tease others. She is very attractive and very outgoing. She may like her alonetime, but is always there for you. She's also very athletic and fit. Her eyes are one of her best features.

Damnn vayle, you fine!

by Raylee S. July 11, 2011

Valethole

(va-ley-hohl) n. Those car parking services which seek to provide a customer convenience by blocking (but not using) the close parking spots, stealing your loose change and denting your car…all while you wait.

Mike: Why can't we find a spot to park?
Rick: Those valetholes blocked half the lot. Last time I came here they stole all my change for parking.

by JJE October 12, 2008

VAYLITH

Vaylith is the ship name for the cutest couple in the world !

Sith + Wooman 4 lyfe xx

Vaylith's children will be gorgeous.

by notlilith July 31, 2019