vanado

The act of a woman quiefing during intercorse, causing a gust of wind to be shot up onto the mans penis in a twister.

It was all fun and games until her vanado caught me off gaurd.

by dildosaur April 11, 2017

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities alcohol that you can fix your life.

You: All i need to do is learn a guitar, buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them.

Brain: Come on, grow up just buy a fucking shredder

This is beer-vana

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

vagalistic

of or relating to the vagina;
that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of the vagina;
having a vagina-like quality;
a superlative appropriate for any occasion

Preston: Hey what say we hit taco bell on the way back to the dorm?

Nimrod: nah. how bout captain dave's seafood.

Preston: Not that place is totally vagalistic.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

Vanadzor

Also known as Kirovakan. The third-largest town in Armenia but is still actually very small. In Vanadzor, pretty much everybody knows and respects each other, it has the best mineral water and the cheapest ice cream on Earth. And it rains almost every day, which may sound bad but in reality it's pretty damn awesome. There are yearly flash floods and everybody in town is used to them. Everything in Vanadzor is walking distance.

History of Vanadzor dates back to the bronze age.

In Vanadzor you'll find many abandoned buildings where children may be playing or that are just standing there, not bothering and not helping anyone.

-Where can I get really pure mineral water?
-Vanadzor, for sure.

by zvezdaX July 22, 2009

Wikipedia Vandalism

Wikipedia vandalism is an act of course where the user will add an irrelevant comment, remove all the text, replacing the text, adding links etc, which have nothing to do with the original article.

Person 1: Why the fuck are there Mario links on the fucking Sonic page on Wikipedia?

Person 2: Some faggot did Wikipedia Vandalism again.

by WE HATE YOU TOTTENHAM October 18, 2016

Vandalism

Damage to a place without people knowing

There was vandalism at my school this weekend

by Vandalsism November 30, 2016

Vacalough

An absence from work where you combine your vacation time and your recession related furlough into an extended break.

Doug: "Hey Annie, I heard your work furloughed you for a week in December?"
Annie: "Yeah, it sucks, but I'm taking my vacation the following week and going to Hawaii for 2 weeks on vacalough."
Doug: "Lucky Bitch!"

by MuckSLC July 12, 2009