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vaginanigans

Shenanigans or bad decisions involving a vagina. Often, a story from the previous night, detailing ones sexually activities and/or regrets. Vaginanigans usually involve a lot of alcohol.
She was regaling us all with her vaginanigans from the night before. That girl needs to learn to hold her tequila.
by figarofigaro April 29, 2010
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Bermuda vaginangle

Used to refer to a pussy so loose it has reached the point of incredibility. It is horrifying and mysterious, deep and untamed. Hence the name, the bermuda vaginangle (see bermuda triangle) because, if you go in, you might never come out.
Guy 1: Dude, where's our friend? I haven't seen him in weeks!

Guy 2: Oh, he's dating that one hoe. Must have been sucked into her Bermuda Vaginangle
by Goatse Gary February 14, 2014
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bucket of vaginas

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
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clarence destructor of des vaginas

he will come into your house and destruct your vaginas
clarence destructor of des vaginas will come to destruct your vaginas
by mcdonald gobler December 12, 2022
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vaginads

The sexual organ, or "genitalia", of a hermaphrodite.
Man I rented this awesome movie called "The Chicks with the Dicks beat Midgets with Sticks" and dat hesh got some DAAAAAYYUM fine vaginads.
by Mr. Gains September 12, 2005
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Vaginalism

After close examination, Peter was diagnosed with lockjaw, brought on by severe and repeated Vaginalism.
by little ned February 24, 2010
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vaginasseur

A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.
Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.
by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013
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