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Vaginatastic

Yo this party is vaginatastic!
by Quise August 24, 2010
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vagilitis

a mental condition when one is obsessed with the female gender
The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind
by ninesheets April 12, 2013
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vaginatis

(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.

Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.

Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011
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vagicitis

n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
by King me. bitch December 19, 2008
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Vaginalism

After close examination, Peter was diagnosed with lockjaw, brought on by severe and repeated Vaginalism.
by little ned February 24, 2010
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Vagintitass

When a woman has an extremely small and tight pussy and ass vaginitass
Man I was in my truck about to get with it when I fingered her tight pussy and extremely tight ass damn that girl's got vagintitass
by NeverTail December 9, 2018
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vaginitis

When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy
dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat
by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005
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