Vaginitis

The disease of being a pussy

Tyler why are you being such a pussy?
Do you have vaginitis?

by Average Joe's October 13, 2010

Vaginity

When a girl finally loses her vagina-virginity after previously only having anal sex to technically remain a virgin.

"Now that Loren is getting married, I guess she's finally going to lose her vaginity."

"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."

"Zing!"

by Maid of Honor February 4, 2010

Vaginite

A person who is and or acts similar to a vagina. This person is also a little bitch and commits many acts of douche baggery.

That guy Michael Mclaughlin is most defiently a Vaginite.

by Wurm G.J August 20, 2006

Vaginitis

When a person breaks out in Sores that look like vaginas, they get more numerous until that person becomes just one big giant pussy.

Generally caught when a man acts so much like a pussy it causes him to catch the infections.

Dude, if he doesn't want to go one that Roller coaster he must have Vaginitis

by Southparkiscool August 26, 2009

vaginify

To turn one into (or out of) a vagina. The term can signify the transition of an individual or object into a literal vagina, or into the symbolic and colloquial "pussy" (meaning a sissy, weener or just a fukin vagina). The term originated back in the 1780's when sourcerer merlin was the first ever to vaginify an individual. Many had attempted this feat in the past, but unsuccesfully. Many thought sourcerer merlin had this uncanny ability because his parents vaginified his leg as a baby, and donkeys would come from far across the land to sniff his vaginified leg. His mission to vaginify became known, and the concept spread across all of england, eventually reaching egypt, and fucking pharaoh up the leg.

Holy shit Fred, you just vaginified that rock!

or

If you don't stand up to that bully, I'll vaginify you into mince meat soup!

Did you get vaginified? or are you just a FAG

by bentrefler June 2, 2009

vaginite

a vagina like rock formation

The cave was full of staglemites, and a single vaginite.

by bentrefler June 2, 2009

Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.

Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."

by Currahee00 May 27, 2009