Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles.
Thomas became a vagetarian, in order to improve his lifestyle and increase his chances of receiving falatio.
Man: Hey beautiful. I couldn't help but notice your beauty from across the room.
Woman: Um, sorry. I'm a vagatarian.
Man: Vagatarian?
Woman: Yeah, I like what you don't gave.