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riding the vespa

When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.
I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.
by McGoohan March 21, 2005
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Vespa Gallagher

Hunter and protector

Aka Nobel beast

Aka guinea pig killer
There are bad peoples coming

Don't worry Vespa Gallagher is here
by Tdog81 June 3, 2017
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Vespa 9

The car that is driven on "That 70's Show"

Also, it is a courageous sex act, similar to motor boating, but with less force, just like the vespa.
Donna and Eric were going to point place, they drove the vespa9, and then Eric told Donna to lay down, and close her eyes. She opened her eyes like a deer in the headlights when she felt Eric start doing the "Vespa 9".
by Cook'ste'r March 17, 2011
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Vespa Pizzeria

The Best Pizza Place in Charleston SC, Hands Down. You can try and find better pizza but it's just not possible. You can find it on Daniel Island.
Jim, the pizza here sucks, let's go to Vespa Pizzeria, you know they have the best pizza around.
by Food Oracle August 23, 2011
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Vespa

A nickname :vesp - a used to describe a person of such beauty and elegance. They possess an aura that effortlessly captivates all who cross their path. Their appearance is a harmonious blend of grace and allure, as if artistry itself meticulously crafted every detail. A symphony of features graces their face—their eyes, green pools of depth and warmth, radiating kindness and wisdom. Each glance holds a story untold, drawing others in with their magnetic gaze.

Vespa originates from the legend Kristina, a beautiful blonde-haired, green eyed goddess.
She is Vespa.

Omg. Who is that girl, it must be Vespa
by TheUntoldLegend January 3, 2024
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Vespa Link

(Noun) an urban occurrence wherein a collection of Vespa riding swingers cruise about town on a pleasure trip. The term was initially coined by a third party observing the unique occurrence on the eve of March 24th 2019.

(Verb) the act of partaking in a collective pleasure trip upon a caravan of Vespas.
"Let's Vespa Link to Coq et Vin for brunch, they are serving Greek, French and Roman in the matroom."
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vespa boy

A Vespa boy is a young male who believes that own and riding a Vespa makes himself superior to all others. However, the Vespa boy is only fooling himself and he actually looks like a ponce.
That nigga out there lookin’ like a Vespa boy”
by Scattatonix September 29, 2019
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