Uncontrollable laughter

Where you wheeze while laughing for consecutive minutes (or hours) over something so hysterical that you can’t stop laughing for a bit, it’s also hard to talk without a laugh interrupting…

Brian: Rob, I’m watching this hysterical cinnamon challenge! Now I can’t stop laughing!
Rob: Dude, be careful with that uncontrollable laughter… you’re gonna hurt yourself, Brian…
Brian: I’m sorry, I can’t help it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

by FellowGonzalez September 8, 2022

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Uncontrollable Skank

US (Uncontrollable Skank) or USing (Uncontrollably Skanking) is a term used when one is so drunk/high/both, that he/she has very little control over their body and dances, or skanks, to a beat

Bill: Shit! Is Jake ODing?!

Ben: Nahhh mate, he's USing, ya DUN'KNOE about Jake's uncontrollable skanks!

by ButteryBookk August 10, 2010

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Uncontrollable Boner Party

When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.

I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.

by Tobais Funke March 30, 2009

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Uncontrollable Procreation

A synonymous term for kinky anonymous sex originated by American economist John Kenneth Galbraith and popularized by hot unmarried college English professors.

Ex: 1)"She had an alright future, but she's nuts and has five kids due to uncontrollable procreation"

2) "Where do you think they are going?" "Probably behind the dumpster to engage in uncontrollable procreation."

by Catalanarts September 15, 2010

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