A greeting you give when you want it to be echoed back. So in some instances many people will respond to one umpla.
by Sam Hawkins October 9, 2007
Get the umpla mug.Chalky: Jimmy! Where you been?
Jimmy: Leave it out, will ya? I kipped on the beach!
Chalky: why you so umpy?
Bob: (Jokingly) Hey, faggot!
Ted: Fuck you , asshole, don't ever fucking call me a faggot or i'll beat your ass.
Bob: why're you so umpy?
Jimmy: Leave it out, will ya? I kipped on the beach!
Chalky: why you so umpy?
Bob: (Jokingly) Hey, faggot!
Ted: Fuck you , asshole, don't ever fucking call me a faggot or i'll beat your ass.
Bob: why're you so umpy?
by Mr nasty January 4, 2014
Get the umpy mug.1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.
by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009
Get the Umpty mug.A virginal woman named Emily who uses the linguistic filler "um" to an excessive, irritating degree.
UMILY: "Ummmm, I don't know if we can, umm, have sex yet."
DUDE: "Okay. Can I ask why not?"
UMILY: "Ummmm, ummmm, umm, because I, umm, am on my period again?"
DUDE: "For fuck's sake, Umily--you're always on your period."
DUDE: "Okay. Can I ask why not?"
UMILY: "Ummmm, ummmm, umm, because I, umm, am on my period again?"
DUDE: "For fuck's sake, Umily--you're always on your period."
by Rexxxx239024 January 19, 2007
Get the Umily mug.An unspecific but extremely high number, used mostly in situations where the number is causing exasperation or irritation.
I had to drag my boyfriend away from the TV umptyzillion times before he finally turned that stupid show off.
Those salespeople have called me umptyzillion times, even though I keep telling them not to call again!
Those salespeople have called me umptyzillion times, even though I keep telling them not to call again!
by Robin BD December 26, 2008
Get the umptyzillion mug.That one bitch in your class who is really funny and has a good personality can be annoying sometimes. Love ya umaly!
by ambis the guy from mars November 6, 2019
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