when you are having sex with a real ugly person and you need two bags, one for there head and one for yours incase there bag falls off
whow she's a two bagger
by hilly February 01, 2007
A very repulsive woman. An ugly ho. A girl you need 2 paper bags on her head, in case the first one falls off.
by irekev September 04, 2005
A girl so skanky, that if you even considered having sex with her, you would "double up" or use two condoms.
Stephanie's body looks good despite the fact she's a crack whore . She's definitely a double bagger!
by Nhale420 May 16, 2005
A woman who is *so* ugly, you'd put two bags over her head when having sex, in case one ripped or fell off.
See bagger.
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by bertie wooster January 06, 2006
A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..
by Chastro D September 28, 2007
Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.
Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.
by Stagmen October 03, 2017