Twide-on

When a woman becomes sexually aroused by the male cast of 'The Twilight Saga'

"Are you 'team Edward' or 'team jacob'?"

"Definitely Edward, I had a massive twide-on just imagining his glittery dick all over me"

by PaulCla November 17, 2011

Twidiot

"Twitter idiot" usually a self absorbed millineal who incessantly tweets for no good reason.

Oh look, another Twidiot taking pictures of their dinner.

by Oppo69 July 26, 2015

Twidiot

A person who tweets stupid things

Did you read the latest from Jerry, the guys a twidiot.

by 3episodesofLITB September 7, 2017

Twide

An insecure young man who gets off on defamatory of poor innocent young women. Also extremely needy, whiney, immature and has a huge leech stuck to them often referred to as "owen"

"Geez i found all this slander of myself on the internet today, someone's done a TWIDE"


"Theres a parasite on me, i must be coming down with twide! Quick, to the computer to write bullshit about other people!"

by Owen Mcrae July 4, 2008

Twidiots

People who tweet.

I refuse to engage in tweeting like those other twidiots.

by DaveWsanmateo August 14, 2011

Twiderpated

When someone is completely flustered over something very easily understood, or when they just cant seem to grasp the general concept of why some one is doing what they are doing.

Ie. She was all twiderpated when her friends told her that her hair looked awful.
Ie. "Dude shes like 250 in a bikini, im all twiderpated, how'd she get that thing on?"

by Lilmoejane July 12, 2006

Twidiocracy

The decline of Western civilization, 140 characters at a time.

We used to live in a democracy, now we live in a Twidiocracy.

by Freethinker62 April 29, 2013