twettle

v. (/'twetəl/) - to tattle, report another's wrongdoing with respect to Twitter etiquette.

The action is characterized by an excessive use of force; for example: when someone who has been misquoted in a retweet suggests the offending party should be banned from Twitter.

@OfficerVella was displeased with @canice's retweet and chose to twettle on her.

by wileymurkykidde July 31, 2010

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

Twirtle

verb. to buzz or vibrate

Davis, your phone just twirtled!

by babymama92 November 22, 2011

Twirtle

The act of twisting and squirting

Bryce twirtles a lot in bed

by Twirtler October 16, 2016

tweetle

to post your first and last tweet, and then wish you never opened a Twitter account altogether.

I just tweetled, that's the last time I ever use Twitter.

by Twitler April 1, 2009

tweetle

On twitter when u write a small tweet. Or only write short tweets

don't have much to tweet a tweetle will have to do. She tweetles just to say hi.

by Indi Go Violet August 14, 2009

twerkless

Someone with no ass; can't get down

That white girl at the club last night was twerkless.

by Nat-dog October 20, 2015