Textology
"He really didnt want to speak to his ex about sleeping with her bestfriend. So he employed textology, to avoid confrontation."
Textology by Chris John Sykes February 19, 2009
Get the Textology mug.
Necro-Tautology
1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.
2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.
Etymology:
Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.
2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.
Etymology:
Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.
1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone
2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?
- You sick fuck, leave it alone
2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?
Necro-Tautology by Grey M@a September 10, 2004
tootology
When someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it's funny the second time is an example of tootology.
tootology by onehandcrabbing October 10, 2012
Tautology
Using different words to say the same thing, or a series of self-reinforcing statements that cannot be disproved because they depend on the assumption that they are already correct