a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.
I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.
by mockschmock December 15, 2006
Get the jehovah's twitness mug.1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
2) That guy is radiating twatness....
3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
2) That guy is radiating twatness....
3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
by kegmar November 3, 2008
Get the twatness mug."I'm sorry I am being such a twat" said Laura. forget about it i'm sick of your twatedness said Pete... end of relationship!
by Pete ShugaPush April 22, 2010
Get the twatedness mug.Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
Get the twitness mug.One with the embodiment of a twat soul imprisoned in(usually the female persona) who feels the need to bitch about anything and everything. This can be identified by smell to those who trained for it.
Forms of the word:
Twatnescent: A Karen who has ascended beyond the world of rage quitting at MacDonalds
Twatnescence: A chemical caused by a twatnescients rage driven ovaries forces the body to release an odor of cunt-like smell.
Twatnesexual: One who is non binary but is still a fucking bitch/asshole
Twatnescient: A person of twat-like behavior
Forms of the word:
Twatnescent: A Karen who has ascended beyond the world of rage quitting at MacDonalds
Twatnescence: A chemical caused by a twatnescients rage driven ovaries forces the body to release an odor of cunt-like smell.
Twatnesexual: One who is non binary but is still a fucking bitch/asshole
Twatnescient: A person of twat-like behavior
Friend: Did Julia smell a little twatnescent to you last Friday?
Me: Yeah! She was acting like a real bitch!
Me: Yeah! She was acting like a real bitch!
by FactssOnlyya September 27, 2021
Get the twatnescent mug.Derogatory term for someone whom da speaker feels is too much of a pathetic wimpy no-account to give "viable or reliable" testimony in court.
Da term "twitness" can also refer to a clueless lout who just habitually appears in court to testify at every hearing, even though he did not actually possess actual knowledge of any of said cases --- for example, in da Uncle Remus tale, "Brer Rabbit and the Calico", Brer Fox felt like a total "twitness" when --- as a result of Brer Rabbit's "trickin' him again" by showing him a sheet of paper and claiming dat it was a "sub-peena", knowing dat Brer Fox was illiterate and so he could not actually examine said page to determine whether or not it was actually an official order from da court --- he pantingly scurried over to da Fort Miller court house and was contemptuously told by da court clerk dat he was in fact NOT scheduled to testify at any hearings dat day! As he found out later, da whole thing had merely been a ruse to get Brer Fox away from his house for a while, so dat Brer Rabbit could stop by there himself and tell Brer Fox's "ol' lady" dat Brer Fox had sent her a written message (and confidently presenting her wif da very same sheet of paper as "proof" of what he was claiming, knowing dat Mrs. Fox couldn't read, either) asking her to give Brer Rabbit da sack of fresh meat dat he'd recently brought her to stash in da cool cellar for later consumption.
by QuacksO March 8, 2023
Get the twitness mug.An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.
Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.
by QuacksO February 7, 2024
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