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turtleing

Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!
by Juliahh August 14, 2006
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turtletopination

To run a nation on top of a turtle
Did you know that the native americans ran on a turtletopination infact they bilived that all land masses were giant turtles.
by pandattack12 March 12, 2010
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turtleing

an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.
" I got to go, I'm turtleing"
by Big Finn December 9, 2013
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turtleing

To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new online friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages. Because this is done in a drunken state the browser crawls slowly through pages like a turtle for who they like the look of.
She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!
by Glasstable April 21, 2015
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turtledoving

Turtledoving is when, in a fighting game, you alternate blocking and moving to quickly and safely advance towards the enemy. It is very effective as you are like a moving fortress that assaults the enemy with ultimate defense.
My friend is very good at turtledoving into Kano's x-ray in Mortal Kombat
by Lord Permillium III May 18, 2011
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Turtleing

To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.
That pregnant women is totally turtleing, she cant even get up!!
by Zoetarasararayne December 30, 2008
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Turtleing

A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 24, 2011
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