Turdling

Old School Gaming term. Used in fighting games, refers to someone playing very defensively. Blocking, ducking, running back etc.

Player 1: ahhh! my health is low =(

Player2: Stop turdling! you're gonna die either way. Might aswell go out in style.

by Techniques September 13, 2008

turdle

A piece of poop with a surface shaped not unlike the shell of a turtle.

Dude, I totally left a turdle in starbucks today!

by Allah Tess November 26, 2008

turdling

The feeling and smells left after having just dropped a massive turd.

oh man this turnlinger is killin my ass.

by HighCommanderLars December 14, 2003

Turdle

Someone who's a jerk. Synonym: turd

Person 1: "Dude, James won't let me borrow his car."

Person 2: "Wow, what a turdle."

by Becky March 17, 2004

box turdle

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

sea turdle

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

by the comand'r October 27, 2014

Ninja Turdle

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

by Baindawg November 29, 2012