high rise turding event

A highly competitive, underground event held after dark in major metropolitan cities during which participants hang their asses off a high rise balcony, endeavoring to take a calculated dump onto the heads of those passing on the street below.

I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Turdminator

A prize winning stool that reaches from the pool of the porcelain throne, giving a thumbs up as it slips under the foamy water

Mom, check out this turdminator

by Jeynox October 4, 2016

Turding

A girl attempting to twerk, but really looks like she is shaking off a turd from her butt.

Look at that girl turding over there! Yeah, she must not have wiped well.

by Mattysgurl March 16, 2020

aqua turding

The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.

-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*

-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*

by CactusHeart November 15, 2010

tardinal

A team member of the "Tardinals" sports team. Usually a tard who plays for a team called the "Cardinals" but is to retarded to pronounce it correctly.

Man: " And what team are you on son?"

Tard: " I'm a Tardinal"

Man: "Well, De de dee then.."

by Devery December 31, 2006

laundromat turding

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.

We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

turbinado rimmer

(Noun). The act of sprinkling brown sugar on a partner’s anus, then licking it up for good measure.

Jody gave your mother a Turbinado Rimmer and she was his forever.

by Jody South September 29, 2020