Turdburglar 

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

Turdburglar by Dr Harry Johnson September 20, 2012

turdburglar 

one who is insignificant, but often obnoxious and/or annoying

most anyone's younger sibling

turdburglar by Kimo November 26, 2002

Turdburglar 

Someone who burgles turds (Someone being idiotic or someone who actually steals cow turd out of paddocks to peg at people)

Nicky; Jorja, don't be such a turdburglar!!!
Jorja; God... Frickin' idiot!!!

Turdburglar by So.Not.Emo May 23, 2006

turdburglar 

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.

That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar

turdburglar by skidyard May 22, 2006

Turdburglar 

1. Often used to describe a man suffering from sexual confusions and of low intelligence.

2. A Unrightious Mother Fucker

Tom can be a real turdburglar

Turdburglar by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

turdburglar 

Someone who burglars turd

Dag yo, I am a total Turdburglar as I burglar Turd!

turdburglar by matt_cccp January 15, 2005

Turdburglar 

When you do anal with someone and you pull out shit

Him: ‘I just pulled out shit’
Her: ‘I thought I cleaned’
Me in their wardrobe: ‘you fucking turdburglar’

Turdburglar by burgl4ry October 12, 2021