turdburglar

A really worthless person.

"That dudes a real turdburglar. Dont trust him"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

turdburglar

one who steals poo

anna williams

by cream January 9, 2004

TurdBurglar

When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?

by Boof Nasty April 23, 2009

turdburglar

one who is insignificant, but often obnoxious and/or annoying

most anyone's younger sibling

by Kimo November 26, 2002

turdburglar

1. (Noun)A person of low moral carachter, possibly a male homosexual,who covets anal excretions.
2. (Adjective) A lazy non-productive burden on society.

That Orville Pendercott Jr. is a real turdburglar

by skidyard May 22, 2006

turdburglar

Someone who burglars turd

Dag yo, I am a total Turdburglar as I burglar Turd!

by matt_cccp January 15, 2005

Turdburglar

When you do anal with someone and you pull out shit

Him: ‘I just pulled out shit’
Her: ‘I thought I cleaned’
Me in their wardrobe: ‘you fucking turdburglar’

by burgl4ry October 12, 2021