Northern Turdburgler

Northern Turdburglers are a group of small to medium sized brown colored birds with most species being found in the Old World, New Jersey, and West Virgina. The group is treated either as a single family, Dukeieous Maximus or as a suborder Flyingousdoodooeatious. There are roughly 2 species of Turdburgler. All have fat heads, scooped bills, short legs, and a terrible sense of smell. Non-coincidentally Northern Turdburglers smell like shit, this is mainly due to their preferred diet of pure human excrement. A nocturnal creature Turdburglers can be spotted diving into sewer systems scooping up dung for their young. Northern Turdburglers reproduce every 36 hours and lay their eggs in piles of human poo-poo as to for nobody will mess with dey babies. The Northern Turdburgler has an expected life span of approximately 2 to 6 weeks and smells very bad.

That bird has shit all over it; it must be a Great Northern Turdburgler.

by Chris Burgiles P.H.D. February 16, 2010

turdburgler

A person who, unknowingly, tries to open the door of an occupied bathroom stall.

I was taking in the middle of a nice shit when a turdburgler scared me.

by HyperRon March 27, 2003

turdburgler

One who burgles turds.

You turdburgler.

by Chronodin June 6, 2003

turdburger

Burger made to an inferior standard.
See - McDonalds

by schteve April 3, 2003

Turdburgler

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

turdburglariffic

Adjective.
A compound word, formed from turdburglar and terrific. Used to sarcastically indicate the opposite of terrific.

See asstastic and craptacular.

Example 1: "I got home last night, and some asshat had broken in and stolen my collection of New Kids on the Block albums. That was turdburglariffic!"

Example 2: "The Matrix Reloaded is the most turdburglariffic movie I have seen."

by Woodrow Wordsworthless July 10, 2005

Turdgurgler

When a person kisses someone's ass so much that they acually gurgle on that person's feces.

Person one: Geez Sam is such a turdgurgler to Mr. Johnson. Person two: You know what, his breath did smell a bit shitty this morning.

by Conleycrew September 15, 2009