Definitions by Conleycrew

Turdgurgler 

When a person kisses someone's ass so much that they acually gurgle on that person's feces.

Person one: Geez Sam is such a turdgurgler to Mr. Johnson. Person two: You know what, his breath did smell a bit shitty this morning.

Turdgurgler by Conleycrew September 15, 2009