poodong

Jeff.

"Jeff doesn't so much have a poodong, it's more like he IS a poodong."

by Schteve March 17, 2003

Bum

The posterior. Habitat for Australian and English PM's where they live off bumsweat.

"The moisture that you see on the seat of your pants is bumsweat"

by schteve April 02, 2003

boodgy

(adjective) Referring to a particularly nasty, scary, hairy, usually fast-moving spider.

Note: a cute Daddy-Long-Legs would NOT qualify.

There's a really boodgy spider in the northeast corner of the shed.

You'd better watch out for that boodgy spider about to bungee down onto your head.

by Schteve December 16, 2004

fucknuckle

A stupid or repungnant person. (20th cent origin - possibly Australian)

"Pshaw! You truly are are fucknucle, Prime Minister Howard!"

by Schteve March 17, 2003

bong

A sainted and holy invention. Water pipe used for smoking groovy ganja. Sometimes ice is added to the water to cool the smoke.

I love my bong!

by schteve April 02, 2003

turdburger

Burger made to an inferior standard.
See - McDonalds

by schteve April 03, 2003

cruise missile

As above. Could well come from the same drawing board as some other cute and cuddly incendiary devices from the good ole USA - namely, Napalm, A Bombs and Ford Pintoes.

"cruise missiles - programmed to dessimate innocent iraqi citiz....uhhm urr....military targets!"

by Schteve April 01, 2003