Turd

1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.

Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.

We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.

Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
by EmancipateTheChildren November 30, 2010
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1. Something worthless that can't be improved.
2. An expression of worthlessness
1. You can't polish a turd
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
by Duw November 07, 2013
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One link of shit or a person that is a loser.
I stepped on one of the dog's turds.

Matthew is such a turd!
by jwaK November 06, 2008
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A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.

Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.

Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.

May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 03, 2010
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A little turd came out his butt
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It’s somomes who’s slightly annoying you but majority of the time is a spice...
Antoniaaaaaaaaa stop being a turd? !
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A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.

Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.
"Wow! That's the biggest turd on a poo farm!".
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