turbotony

An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.

Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.

by uhhyun July 11, 2006

turbohornysupersexy

about to explode with horniness

- i'm turbohornysupersexy!

- contain yourself young man!

by turbohornysupersexy February 23, 2010

turbodance

To take energy enhancing drugs and dance so fast people will pass comment upon your antics. Speedcore is the preferred choice of music for such dancing.

Guy1 check that man out he's giving it big ones I can't even see his arms.

Guy2 yep he's on a turbodance. He'll be aching in the morning.

by Smellyoink123 November 4, 2015

Turbopowerballin'

Turbopowerballin is when something you expect to last for a short amount of time lasts for much longer

"Dude i never felt this high for so many hours, this stuff is turbopowerballin' me"

by shardengo January 22, 2016

turbodunk

male-to-male docking of uncut penises after both men have ass-fucked each other.

James and I turbodunked after we but-fucked each other.

by fuzzytoad January 23, 2016

turbodan

Someone who calls people this is a homosexual aswell it’s a phrase homosexuals call each other.

rayan: your a turbodan
adam: we are both gay!

by I’m MC hammer lol August 21, 2021

Caulk Turndown

Pushing a female's face and mouth away from your cock while she is kneeling in front of you attempting to suck your dick

The foreman gave the secretary a caulk turndown and she was distracted and in need of some for the remainder of the day.

by #Zerofucks March 12, 2018